dont own car, rent a house from a friend of the boss, used feeling ill quite a lot
2007-11-11 15:54:48 · 13 answers · asked by marti big banana 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment ➔ Other - Careers & Employment
Diarrhea
2007-11-11 16:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by Big Biscuit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hows this:
"Hi boss, I am taking today and tomorrow off because I don't value my job, don't realize that the economy is tanking, and think I need a couple personal days before you finally can me"
If you are needed at work, there are no "good" excuses, especially if you have been lying and missing work anyway.
The economy is tanking my friend and those that make excuses and prove that they don't care about their jobs will be the first to be let go.
2007-11-12 00:00:40 · answer #2 · answered by Gem 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you forgot that you have to work.
Big Biscuit is it possible to have diarrhea for two days? That would be bad poo.
I know. Tell them you hit your head and you just woke up. Put a mark on your head with a 2 by 4 so they will buy the story.
2007-11-12 00:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Carl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about you have to visit and care for a friend of yours, lets call him Joe for example who is very old and fell of the the stairs and you are the only one he knows in this city. You can use a relative too if you like.
2007-11-11 23:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by diamondp82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you've used "feeling ill" quite a lot, it probably won't matter what excuse you give, since you probably won't have the job a lot longer. Employers need people they can depend on.
2007-11-12 00:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by Judy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I'm your boss you get paid for work not for lying. what's the problem? if you don't have a car ask your friend to drop you to work and share for the fuel cost. but if you just being lazy your boss should sack you for good. because his company need good employees to survive.
2007-11-12 00:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this seems fu#%'ed up but you could use the death of a relative or a friend as an excuse.( I know that seems cruel but it could work).
2007-11-11 23:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by Next On Line!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Family emergency?
2007-11-11 23:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by Jem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call in and say you have a urinary track infection. Trust me, no one is going to ask for any more details.
2007-11-12 02:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by Baron Von Schmidt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a 'Mental Health' day. My brother does it all the time! It's not lying because it technically could be anything!
2007-11-11 23:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Titzen_Ash_23 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋