I saw a jar of pickles the other day, and it swiftly took me off my feet. I think I have fallen madly in love with it, however, I fear if I become to intimate with it, I may get problems.
Is it normal to love non-living objects?
2007-11-11 15:41:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
By the way I have both sexual organs, and I forgot if I was born male or female.
After speaking with the pickles, I found out they like me too. I think I should ask them out. What does everyone else think?
2007-11-11 15:49:09 · update #1
Sure, pickles are better than women anyway. Pickles never ask you impossible questions like: "Do I look fat in this dress?" Pickles don't tell you how to drive. Pickles don't sleep with your friends when you're out of town. etc...
Normal to love non-living things? Sure, I love Yahoo Answers.
2007-11-11 15:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by Pragmatism Please 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You dirty pickle lover! You're going to hell! What you do in the privacy of your own home is one thing, but to bring it out in the open like this ruins the sanctity of love! Don't think for one minute that I'll vote for you to be able to marry that pickle jar!
2007-11-11 23:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by Lovey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure the pickles swept you off your feet or did you sweep the pickles off their invisible jar feet?
2007-11-12 00:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Chritting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes this is completely normal. i firmly suggest getting intimate with the pickle jar, AND its contents. perhaps you can go to canada make your reltionship official.
2007-11-11 23:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by jazzsheffer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol its ok that happens to everyone mostly women (shoes jewelery and clothes) Its ok for men to love pickles i guess but you might have some problems when you eat them.
2007-11-11 23:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by moo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all =) I'm in love with my favorite objects...
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...yes?
2007-11-11 23:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by ZebraRider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pickled love can be so bitter... remember the pueblo
2007-11-11 23:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Danimal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*cough* OMG!!!!! i really didnt want to know u wanted to have sex with a pickle!!! Its not normal....GO SEE a Therapist!!!
2007-11-11 23:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by jus lil punk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay silly of me to ask but, is this the one and only Chris Crocker? LOL!
What kind of a question asker are ya?!!!ROFL!!
2007-11-11 23:44:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anne99 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmm pickles.... I need a snack. Maybe this isn't normal!!
2007-11-11 23:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by dontknow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋