Pickup lines?????

Question

My mate wanted me to post this. Hes having trouble with the ladies lol
The only 2 hes got are....

I'm here! "what are your other 2 wishes"
&
"Do you believe in love at 1st sight? or should i walk past again?"

Oh yeah the other reason is im bored at work and wanna laugh

Answer 1

HA that one was funny.
heres some:
-Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

-Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts (ha! i love this one. one guy actually used it on me)

-Do you spit or swallow?(haha sry i had to put this one)

-The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

-As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? No. Darn!

-Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

-Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

-I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Answer 2

1. Have a paper and a pen. Draw a tic-tac-toe diagram (#). Just pass it to the girl but don't say anything. If she puts an X or an O on there, ask her why she did that. Then proceed to tell her that 9 out of 10 people would do what she did. Then you can start a conversation. Make up some BS about how you're doing it for a school project.

2. Have a friend be rude to the girl trying to pick her up. After your friend leaves, apologize for your friend and start a conversation. Say something like "haven't I seen you here before".

3. Ask her if she's ticklish. If she says yes, ask her if you can tickle her belly button from the inside.

4. Run into her by "accident" and apologize and say "don't I know you from somewhere?" or say "aren't you so and so's friend?"

These aren't pickup lines, they're ice breakers. They work better than pickup lines.

Answer 3

Perhaps the problem are not the pickup lines but rather his attitude.

If the attitude stinks, the ladies will smell it real quick unless they're dummies and that ain't what he's after, is it?

Both lines sound like they're memorized from a 2 cent magazine cuz that's all they're worth.

Try one from the heart, like:
Hi doll, you look so horny I thought I'd come over and see if I could jump your bones.

No good?

Try this one:

Say could you help me out?
I have a bet going with myself, one says, she won't even say hello, the other says she'll talk to me.
Trouble is, you have to decide who's the winner, what do you say?
;-)

PS: This kind of questioning is called reverse psycology, spycology, skycology, whateverology. ;-)

Answer 4

haha the second ones funny. but seriously, if a guy came up to me saying any of those id laugh, (not in a good way, but like wth?) he shouldnt use any pickup lines at all. i think there tacky. just say hi. introduce yourself. if your standing next to a girl in a coffee shop waiting to order, comment on ow you heard how great the caramel latte is. something short and swweet to start a conversation. those pickup lines dont start any conversations that youd like to have with that girl. how old is her by the way? hope i helped. good luck =)

Answer 5

Pick up lines? Judging from the syntax and verbage, I'd say this is somewhere outside of the US. Universally, compliments are always the best way to go. If he sees someone he fancies, he should compliment her tastefully. Besides, if you’re friends with this guy he has to know how to talk to women already right? :o)

Answer 6

Heh, here's a funny one.

Do you like dogs? Because I like airplanes.

Hey, you never know. Here are some more realistic ones:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Bond. James Bond. (I would totally go out if someone said this to me!)
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Answer 7

Suggest he start with something real: Nobody wants to feel like they are being played.



Being an honest, open, and interesting person will get you a long way.


Being interested in a person will open the door to a conversation. Ask them about themselves, and be prepared to be honestly open about yourself. If that person is liking what they see, they will want to know more.

Answer 8

Oh geez, pick-up lines are so lame. No wonder he's having trouble with the ladies! Don't get him to use the second one especially. That one is so over-used and just.. yuck.

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Answer 9

hahaha there are sooo many pickup lines and hes only got two? how about do you work at subway cause you gave me a footlong or am i in heaven cause im looking at an angel. my head hurts youve been running through my mind all day long and etc. haha goodluck to your buddy.

Answer 10

Don't use them! They only work on the types of girls you won't want around for very long and if you don't want them around very long you really don't have to be that witty to to get them in the sack! Your wasting your time!!! If you are seriously looking, try honesty, the good ones will appreciate it and you will actually score more points that way!