Uh, excuse me ...
It's your turn to pay the gravity bill this month.
It's MY turn to pay the solar bill.
*Sun suddenly goes dark*
... Which I did forget to pay.
2007-11-12 10:12:34
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answer #1
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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I wondered why the pancakes I was triple and quadruple somersaulting ( with 1 1/2 Twist ! ) for breakfast weren't coming back down.
I usually manage to stick a few to the ceiling , but not all of them!.
I'd better pay up quick, last time I was overdue, the company send a quantum black hole by the mail which sucked all the furniture out of my apartment, very efficiently !.
Edit - Cottoncandy 55.....Yes, this question is supposed to be
funny........It is also amazingly expected of you to give a funny answer, but I suppose thats 2 much 2 ask ?.
2007-11-11 21:33:46
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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No I didn't forget... I'm merely refusing to pay this month... I kinda need the zero G environment to safely work with the elements of my next World Domination plan...
2007-11-11 23:30:49
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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It that all I have to do to be able to fly? That's it! I'm not sending them a payment this month! I need to save some money on gas!
2007-11-12 01:52:48
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Heck yes! My checkbook floated away, too. Call them and tell them I'll try to come by and pay it tomorrow.
2007-11-12 01:42:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, but I called and got an extention for three more weeks.
2007-11-11 15:00:30
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answered by The Midgets Hammer 6
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No, I never forget to count "each one" of my blessings!
2007-11-11 22:46:36
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answered by Sam 7
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Oh no, I made it out but left it on the desk again!!!
2007-11-11 15:42:28
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answered by MaY 5
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...is that supposed 2 b funny?
2007-11-11 14:59:38
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answer #9
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answered by cottoncandy55 6
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My..........
Key.......boar.......d
keep...s
flo.....ating........
......away......!!.......;-(
2007-11-12 03:48:30
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answer #10
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answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7
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