A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter
and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But I will not cut off three inches for you. Send it back
2007-11-11 14:37:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I drink wine.....
2007-11-11 17:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2016-05-29 07:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is at least 30 years old. But still funny.
2007-11-11 14:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by mymacman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
moral of story ? never offer a gold digger a bottle of vino ?
2007-11-11 14:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Leea 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man thats hilarious!
2007-11-11 14:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by kagekiri_tora 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
See what she got for being oh so "Suchy Much" into herself- Talk about cutting HERSELF short- LOL!
2007-11-11 14:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG ROFL! WOMAN, JUST ACCEPT THE MERLOT!
2007-11-11 15:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Touchee' old boy!
Bravo!!
Standing ovation!!!
2007-11-12 10:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very funny star for you x
2007-11-11 22:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by sweetie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-11 14:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
okat that is funny hahshhashhhshzhzhzhhhahahhahahahahaha
2007-11-11 14:40:56 · answer #11 · answered by bilbobagsend 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋