What are some things God cannot do?

Question

I'll start:

1) die, explode and create the universe with the explosion
2) shop at an adult toy store
3) ride a behemoth to Dodge City in his Mormon underwear

Answer 1

You funny, funny cat! : )

God also cannot:
4) make me get an A+ in my graduate class
- [okay I'll settle for an A]
5) make my butt a size smaller
6) cause Lemur [or Johhny Depp] to fall madly in love with me!

Amen!
: )
xoxox
: )

Answer 2

God can not control our future, it is in our hands. God can inspire us and guide us, but the rest is up to us. God does not have total control of this universe, only a degree and in a subtle way. There is a some design to this universe and God makes that work. God is definitely limited. Your question is a little absolute. A lot of thing in this world are affected by God, but to a very minor degree, and some to a greater degree..

Answer 3

Hang out on the Starbase Kolob or whatever...
Joseph Smith already owns the deed to the land.

Answer 4

Actually there are only 3. God cannot lie, change or sin.

Answer 5

He cannot change, break a promise, or lie. Because his love for us chooses not to. He can't un-love his children.

Answer 6

Reconcile the ideas of smiting your enemies and loving your enemies.

Answer 7

I like three,, but I would settle for "Make itself exist"

Answer 8

Since he gave us free will, i guess he can't make us do things against our will

Answer 9

The truth is He cannot perform miracles where there is unbelief.

Answer 10

1) lie
2) cheat
3) steal
4) blaspheme
5) Force himself on man

Unlike you, he actually honors his word.