I laughed my jewels off.......I rear-ended a car this morning So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed
and stuff just seems to
get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it, the other driver
was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which
one are you then?' .. . . and that's when the fight started
2007-11-11 12:56:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hysterical! I am rolling on the floor right now, typing this with my toes.
Hey by the way, there was a question in Polls and Surveys tonight that I nominated you for.
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2007-11-11 13:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-11 04:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's friggin hilarious~!
l I have been trying to get some mileage out of taint, but it isn't happening. I asked a question in skin and body: 'how do I make my taint beautiful again?', but not much response. Do you think that is funny?
2007-11-11 13:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I always wish I could think of a good come back like that if the occasion ever arises. That is priceless.
2007-11-11 13:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol. I had to laugh out loud on that one.
2007-11-11 13:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thts pretty hilarious. the dwarf part.
although in person, some dwarves scare me...
2007-11-11 13:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lexasaur 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i laughed out loud literally.
2007-11-11 13:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by magnolia 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny! it took me a while to understand it though! lol :-/
2007-11-11 13:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by Unknown 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so mean but i cant help from laughing...that was hilarious
2007-11-11 14:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kathryn P 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
People like you should not be allowed out. What if someone took a stab at your handicap in any situation,(let alone just being rear-ended). Would you find it funny? Don't answer with "I have no handicap, everyone does. In order for so mething to be funny, it should do no harm. Grow-up!
2007-11-11 13:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by misspolly 1 · 0⤊ 8⤋