- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his Work.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
- Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
2007-11-11 12:43:48 · 6 answers · asked by Dilly Doo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
- A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart.
- He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
2007-11-11 12:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by ztuNRslarebiL 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
- An architect who went to jail
complained the walls weren't built to scale
- What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
- Life is like a game of chess: when in doubt, move a pawn.
-- Emily Nghiem
http://www.houstonprogressive.org
2007-11-11 12:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by Nghiem E 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. That was fun to read.
2007-11-11 14:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good . . . . I am off to sleep on it! Night night !
2007-11-11 12:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those r good
2007-11-11 12:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by This World 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY VERY GOOD!! EXCELLENT STAR4U!!!
2007-11-11 13:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋