What are you?

Question

MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
JANUARY----------I ***** SLAPPED
FEBRUARY---------I RAPED
MARCH-------------I SPIT ON
APRIL---------------I SLEPT WITH
MAY-----------------I PUNCHED
JUNE----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JULY-----------------I KICKED
AUGUST------------ I LICKED
SEPTEMBER--------I KISSED
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------
DECEMBER---------I HAD SEX WITH


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1--------A BANANA
2--------A HOBO
3--------A SPOON
4--------YOU
5--------A LAWN GNOME
6--------A HOT DUDE
7------- A GANGSTER
8--------SPONGE BOB
9--------THE MIRRIOR
10-------A NOODLE
11-------MY EX
12-------MY BOY/GIRLFRIEND
13-------A HOE
14--------A MOP
15-------P.DIIDY
16-------A WHITE GIRL
17-------MY BEST FRIEND
18------DORA
19-------A Mexican
20-------A SEXY HOE
21-------MY NEIGHBOR
22------- 1000people
23-------MY BOY/GIRLFRIEND
24-------A TREE
25-------A HOMO
26-------MY TRUE LOVE
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY HOMIES GF
29-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
30-------HIM/HER
31-------UR UNCLE


- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT ***** STOLE MY TACO
GREEN----------BECAUSE IM A POWER RANGER
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLACK------------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL
BLUE----------BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN.
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
tiedie--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED--------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON--------BECAUSE IM OH SO SEXXII *****.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
TAN---------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
orange----------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
BRA-------------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
OTHER-------- BECAUSE IM SEXY

someone keeps giving everyone a thumbs down when its a good answer.

Mine is "I DREAMED ABOUT A HOBO BECAUSE IM IN LOVE"

Answer 1

i licked a hobo because I'm sexy and i do whatever i want.

omg lol. this is funny

Answer 2

Yeah it is been a mutually as on the grounds which you have been right here. I play gittar and sing, and that i do it for many diverse motives. I discovered the thank you to play so i might desire to get laid, yet then I cherished the sound it made so I even did it (very like intercourse) while i became thoroughly on my own. that's an incredible thank you to blow off steam and relieve rigidity, too. when I write track and lyrics, i'm merely attempting to create some thing significant (even frivolous meanings are nevertheless meanings) and not too blatantly ripped off, so i think it is an paintings style or a minimum of an attempt at one. I hate listening to something I wrote however. when I jam with my band (we are commonly retired as a band) or with acquaintances, I do it merely because of the fact it is exciting and extreme. a great jam to a musician is nearly a great meal to a connoisseur or a demanding-gained victory to a jock, because of the fact it is rather friendly. yet when I play stay, it is ideal lower back to getting laid. even however i'm married and don't do this, even however i'm too previous and unsightly to do it if i became single, I nevertheless play like that. I throw strikes and get into the enjoying merely like I did in my previous due babies and Nineteen Twenties, because of the fact getting laid has little to do with track yet each and every thing to do with rock and roll. BQ: My finger hurts. I injured it at paintings. BQ2: it is healing nicely and that i'm envisioned to make an entire restoration. it quite is fantastically chuffed, whether it nevertheless hurts.

Answer 3

I killed P.Diidy because I'm sexy and I do whatever I want

Answer 4

You have nothing for November so that makes me:
You because I kept it Gangsta. Makes no sense!

Answer 5

i slept with 1000 people because it's what i do

Answer 6

i punched the mirror because ur mom said so!

Answer 7

I PUNCHED A HOT DUDE BECAUSE IMA PORN STAR

Answer 8

i raped a noodle because that ***** stole my taco

Answer 9

Slept with you because that ***** stole my taco.

Cute.

Answer 10

i had sex with ur uncle because thats what i do