Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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2007-11-11 11:26:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont like that joke!!
2007-11-11 11:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-11 19:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one of THE most funniest jokes i have EVER heard,star 4 u
2007-11-15 19:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, i heard this one like 5 years ago, but still funny
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2007-11-11 19:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by EMiLY[iloveyou] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO best one i've heard tonight
2007-11-12 05:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's old and broken!
2007-11-11 19:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by Collette C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
*BURSTS INTO LOUD LAUGHTER*
AHHHH!!!!
THAT WUZ A GOOD ONE!!
2007-11-11 19:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by murdergurl 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.lol.lol
2007-11-11 19:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋