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Lake of fire, no denyin'
all around, sinners fryin'
A beautiful sight!
Jesus came back tonight!
Walking in a CHRISTian wonderland

Gone away is the sunlight
Here to stay the relgious right
The sky's raining fire
It's what God desires
Walking in a CHRISTian wonderland

In the bible there is armageddon
and we crave it like we crave the air
getting off on condemning our fellow men
We'll be watching you from way up there!

Later on, we'll conspire
as we watch you catch on fire
To face unafraid, the God that we made
Walking in a CHRISTian wonderland!

2007-11-11 11:25:51 · 14 answers · asked by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

That's so very beautiful, sister! Thank you and may God bless you!

2007-11-11 11:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

I'm agnostic, I don't believe in a god in heaven with angels and harps and halos. But I absolutely will fight tooth and nail to stop anyone from taking the Christmas out of Christmas! It's not ours to change! Christmas was bliss for me as a child growing up. We learned all the carols and hymns in choir and it was the most beautiful "team effort" I've ever participated in. By the time my daughter went to school, the Christmas Nazis had destroyed Christmas Concerts. Parents would go every year to watch their kids dressed up as snowflakes and skis. It was pathetic. The magic of the holiday was black and benign. It meant nothing to the kids. All it means now, in "Happy Holiday land" is presents. Christmas should NOT be changed. It's like changing Hanukkah or saying you can eat in the bathroom during Ramadan so long as nobody sees you. NO! If you don't like the music, SHOP ONLINE!

2016-05-29 06:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

As you know, plenty of Christmas carols already keep Christ in Christmas--"Silent Night", "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day", "Do You Hear What I Hear?", and so forth.

While not all Christians exhibit the behavior you satirized, too many of us do. My apologies. Keeping Christ in Christmas means keeping love in Christmas, not condemnation. We need to remember that.

Why not submit your parody to Amiright.com, a website for song spoofs?
http://www.amiright.com

2014-02-10 09:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 0 0

There aren't no Christmas tree in the lake of fire. Ain't no denying it. Praise be!

2007-11-11 11:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 3 1

Jesus Christ needs to be in the centre of our lives

2007-11-11 11:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by Wally 6 · 0 1

I'm guessing that you're another gullible American, the laughing fodder of the rest of the world.

And don't you have a school to go to?

2007-11-11 11:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I like it, you've definitely put the Christ back into Christmas.

2007-11-11 11:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Oh, Someone who tells what Christians "REALLY" believe. How refreshing.
And a star for effort.

2007-11-11 11:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by punch 7 · 2 1

i know why do people want to chang it it gets me furious happy hoildays whats that all about come on people this has got to stop

2007-11-11 11:42:30 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria 5 · 0 1

Satire?

I dearly hope.

2007-11-11 11:29:56 · answer #10 · answered by xx. 6 · 3 0

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