How many of you here thanked primordial ooze for your children when they were born?
2007-11-11 10:57:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I on't, I thank dirt, talking snakes, incest, and suicidal Jewish zombies.
2007-11-11 11:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
I don't thank the primordial ooze or the sperm or ova from which my children were born. I understand human biology, and I do not consider I need to thank anything for that.
However, if you are moved by your religion to do so, you are welcome to thank whatever you want for your children.
2007-11-11 19:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by CC 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No kids. But I thank the primordial ooze for my life. Do Christians thank the dirt from which they were made?
2007-11-11 19:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
no children of my own but 16 nieces and nephew and I did not thank the "primordial ooze" for any of them. I DID however, thank God for such precious gifts. Thanks for letting me sound off even though I do not have children of my own.
My opinion.
2007-11-11 19:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How many times are you going to try to put people down? It's very un-christian like. If being Christian means I get to be like you- thanks, but I'll take the lake of fire instead of having so little self-worth that I feel it necessary to shoot others down constantly (as you've been doing since you joined Y!A.)
2007-11-11 19:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by moddy almondy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
all hail the Primordial Ooze!!!!
2007-11-11 19:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋
matter bless itself
matter be itself and have properties that are somewhat constant enough so that some kind of understanding can be. So that men may develop what is called physics so that we may conceive of reality in a meaningful way.
primordial ooze bless
thank "this chain of cause and effect that allowed me to have this moment of happiness" (what you might call god)
2007-11-11 19:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
I didn't thank anyone.. I sent my child to the hospital nursery and took a well deserved nap...
2007-11-11 19:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I skipped that part. I just remember thanking Dr Epi and Dr Dural for their help during my birthing experience :)
2007-11-11 19:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by Loosid 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'd think most would thank their spouse or significant other first and foremost. Then again, some like myself, consciously choose not to have children.
2007-11-11 19:01:36 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
We had our second child at home, lots of primordal ooze after that one. (We even kept the placenta in the freezer for awhile - til we found the right plant to stick it under)
2007-11-11 19:00:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋