He's a singer/songwriter satirist and he's hilarious.
Creation Science 101: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIwiPsgRrOs
"Then Cain and Abel he begat/And they begat all of the rest to us/Which means they must have been incestuous"
Jerry Falwell's God: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyE5wjc4XOw
"Now, I'm no heavenly host, but I throw a decent party."
Ted Haggard is Completely Heterosexual:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmHC75FDqQ
"He was one in a million, or more aptly one in ten/Some folks say he put the 'men' in 'Amen'..."
2007-11-11 09:42:05 · 3 answers · asked by Doc Occam 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Defenders of Marriage"
"We're defenders of marriage, in three-button suits,
We'll raise our double standards and see who salutes;
Defenders of marriage,
Defending the institution
Against people who wanna get married."
"Chickenhawk"
"Chickenhawk, call me a chickenhawk,
Chickenhawk, proud to be a chickenhawk,
A loyal armchair jock.
(Let's check that Lockheed stock),
I didn't walk the walk but I can talk the talk:
BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK -BAW-BAW- BAAWWKK."
2007-11-11 09:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK, but if we're putting artists up, I have to make a token vote for Jethro Tull. I mean, the songs "wind up", and "my god' are good enough, but they have an entire repertoire of anti-religion songs. Pluys they just rock-with a flute, even!
2007-11-11 14:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual, glory how he blew ya!"
2007-11-11 09:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋