ok...I wonder how many of you found that baffling, here's a little comic relief...
One day, Mr Wong rushed his wife to the hospital where she delivered a healthy little baby. Mr Wong holds the baby up and scrutinizes the tiny little thing, and says, after a bit of time....2 Wongs dont make a wight
...so we will name him...Sum Ting Wong!
2007-11-11 09:40:23 · 45 answers · asked by Wisdom 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh crabapples! i forgot to mentin (i shoulda mentioned this during the joke) that Mrs Wong had been having an affair). dang, why do i suck at telling jokes...
2007-11-11 09:41:35 · update #1
bloody hell, quick think, think quickly and tell me which part?? i did think it seemed rather short...
2007-11-11 09:54:08 · update #2
2 wrongs dont equal 1, what it does equal is a dinner for 2 anywhere with you (wink)
2007-11-11 09:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's right, 2 wrongs don't equal 1 right... but 2 Wongs DO !!
If his wife was having an affair, then maybe the part that's missing is where Mr Wong notices something different about the baby (the other guy's baby?) and he becomes suspicious.
2007-11-11 09:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by peachesncream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 Wong's--make's 1 Baby Wong
2007-11-11 09:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes telling a joke the wrong way is more humorous than telling it right. I never heard that ending to this joke ... Sum Ting Wong ... that's hilarious.
2007-11-11 09:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Hahah.
It Took Me To A While To Get It.
But I Do Now.
Hahahaa
Thats Pretty Funny In A Semi-Racist
Type Of Way Hahah.
2007-11-11 09:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
2 wrongs equals 2 wrongs
2007-11-11 09:56:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 wrongs do not make a right, they make a bigger mess than the one that started the whole thing. And your joke was funny, old, but funny.
2007-11-11 09:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by jelesais2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Translated English to Chinese! :D
1) That's not right...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse.............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............ Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............ Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
2007-11-11 09:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
That is actually very funny. I guess I have the mental age of 13. Maybe that's why I like it! :)Are you Asian? That would make it even funnier!
2007-11-11 09:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by professortvz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think two wrongs equals twice the trouble that one would have caused!
"A smile is a curve which sets everything straight..."
(First time I have heard that, but I like it!)
2007-11-11 09:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋