2007-11-11 09:37:42 · 28 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((bonsai bobby and uncle smiley!!)))
2007-11-11 13:49:00 · update #1
I subscribe to the Trinitarian Eyebrow theory; there's lefty, righty, and the bit in the middle, but they are really all one and the same eyebrow.
2007-11-11 09:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
God made man (and woman) in his image. Who on earth has the ability to say that a unibrow is not in his image.
2016-04-03 08:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He also created hands for you to manage a pair of tweezers to pluck your unibrow with.
2007-11-11 09:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jim Henson created Bert with a unibrow and you never saw him interfering with it.
But seriously, nope.
2007-11-11 09:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Kingdiana Jones 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know.. but you're interfering with my will, and any sexual attraction I might feel towards you, if you don't...
Edit: Lady Morgana is the most hysterical answer I've read all night... maybe all week. Nice.
2007-11-11 15:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It would be wrong to pluck another's unibrow however, without their consent.
It's cool to pray for those who were born blind to receive their sight as well....((((ZILLA)))) up in the house,dog.
(((((DAWN)))))...((((Uncle Smiley))))
2007-11-11 13:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's why Neanderthal went extinct. they had unibrows and plucked them in their garden of eden, and thus spake the lord, thou shalt not pluck thine unibrows, and having plucked, you are all now truly flucked
thus spake the man
2007-11-11 10:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee! I haven't ever heard this before, and I gotta admit, it is a good laugh.
Seriously, I guess there is something that can be said concerning vanity, but this time I ain't going there. I'm enjoying this too much!
2007-11-11 09:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jed 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, the unibrow is an abomination. And rather icky as well.
2007-11-11 10:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sigh. This is the trouble with invisible entities -- figuring out what they want. I can't believe god wants me to scare the bejeebus out of people, so I'm a-gonna keep a-pluckin'.
2007-11-11 09:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋