Adam the mudman
was a jolly happy soul
with a ribgirl wife
bellybuttonless
and a lack of self control
Adam the mudman
was a fairy tale they say
He was made of mud
Cain spilled Abel's blood
and he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that old fig leaf God found
For when God placed it on his crotch, he began to dance around........
2007-11-11 05:47:41 · 9 answers · asked by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Adam The Mudman was probably one of the greatest carols ever written.
2007-11-11 05:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you aware that most "christmas" carols are based on old Irish, English and German drinking songs? And most of the decorations and traditions are based on a myriad of pagan celebrations? The christmas tree, yule log, garlands, presents, etc. are all taken from older Pagan celebrations?
Just something to think about....
2007-11-11 13:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by wiccamama 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's one created by some protestants in Germany
Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, and all is bright
Only the Chancellor steadfast in fight
Watches o’er Germany by day and by night
Always caring for us.
Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, and all is bright
Adolf Hitler is Germany’s wealth
Brings us greatness, favour and health
Oh give us Germans all power!
2007-11-11 13:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do Christians keep trying to take Mithras out of Christmas? Merry Mithrasmas!
2007-11-11 13:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are you sure it was a fig leaf... poison ivy would cause lots of dancing around!
2007-11-11 14:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do Christians think that they are the only people allowed to celebrate ANYTHING at this time of year?
2007-11-11 13:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
christmas is a pagan holiday and is not one of the 7 feasts designated by G_D. bible is clear.
2007-11-11 13:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I say let's put the X back in x-mas.
2007-11-11 13:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because we are evil?
2007-11-11 13:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by The Bassline Libertine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋