I'm never going out in the rain again!
2007-11-11 04:56:23 · 30 answers · asked by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL he must also leave his underpants on the floor in the bathroom.
2007-11-11 05:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by blondebettie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, guys don't miss the bowl very often. The problem is that when you drop or spray anything into a bowl of liquid, some liquid will splash back. The more force is behind the object, the more liquid will splash back. So take a glass of water and hold it above your head and pour it into the bowl (holding it over your head is to simulate the additional pressure that would come from the bladder) and see how much you "miss" the bowl!!
2007-11-11 05:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by Brad K 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
shoot no, he got the bigger bowl.
Omnipotent ya know.
I was over powered.
Ooops, didn't get it at first, wrong bowl. I just thought you were messy, not a pree vert.
Is it ok when I say Pree vert with a loving heart?
Fun reading the answers. Pat Texas, I make thunder with the seat down. In Texas we eat allot of beans.
There is some great funny stuff here and then I read some serious soul and I feel like someone just rained on my parade.
Humor heals.
2007-11-11 05:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by bigger_than_bear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Someone is going to H E double tooth picks. Ooops, make that a bunch of us.
You can take the heat for this, given your garb.
Say, did you hear about the 10 nuns who were asked to solve complex calculus equations? They all majored in English, so no nun in ten did.
Oooo, that was so bad. But, what do you expect? I'm a guy after all.
2007-11-11 05:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a man ive never understood why women get upset about men leaving the toilet seat up. Men want it up, women want it down. Where is the problem.
2007-11-11 05:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by doggadogdog 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are female and I am male.
where is his image in you and mine?
You mean he misses the bowl of what?
Did you find his image in your self?
His image in human, for future benefit.
That we may not perish.
You are from your father through your mother to the earth.
This image is there.
2007-11-11 05:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's not funny. We weren't made in his "image". We were made in his likeness which means we can think and talk and have emotions. Some versions of the bible says image but that's cuz someone interpreted it wrong.
2007-11-11 05:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by girly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well you must remember in gods time there was no toilets..and most of the time he walked the earth preaching the gospel.. so he had a big canvas to pee on..so men just think they are still world travelers when it comes to peeing...lol
2007-11-11 05:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by shellie c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God knows it's ok to sit down while he pees. His godliness isn't threatened by sitting down.
Here we thought thunder came after enchilada night in heaven...
2007-11-11 05:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one VT. God also can't find anything in the fridge even if it is smacking him in the face.
2007-11-11 05:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋