10. When you make a deposit, tellers, high-five each other
9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.
8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.
7. When you want a make a withdrawl, clerks suddenly don't speak English.
6. You notice Carrot Topp sleeping in the vault.
5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil
4. All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants
3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.
2. Toll free customer service line is 1-800-GET-HOSED
1. Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez
ps: by the way, Rosa Lopez was that housekeeper from el salvador and witness of O.J. Simpson murder trial.
2007-11-11 02:02:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you happen to catch the name of this bank so I don't go in there by mistake?? ROFLMFAO!!
2007-11-11 12:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10: They aren't a member of Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC)
9. The Vault is a mason jar buried in the parking lot a night
8. It's next to or in a Walmart
7. Your monthly bank statements are handwritten, and if you owe it's written in blood signed by Fat Tony
6. They tell you one of the Banks best investments are Baltic and Mediterranian Avenues (monopoly)
5. The Security Guard has a plastic gun and badge.
4. The counter pen has a spoon and string on it.
3. There are never any withdrawl slips and the deposit slips are plentifull.
2. The one armed teller counts on her fingers.
1. Bank President is Umaru Yar'Adua of Nigeria
2007-11-11 02:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-16 03:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-11-11 02:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Best Joke I've heard in weeks!
Hilarious!
2007-11-11 02:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
This is so funny but relatively true in a sense when turned around.
2007-11-11 02:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Sista Big Bone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when you sign up for an account, they give you a large jar of Vaseline as a gift
2007-11-11 02:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by wavryder ® 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this!! It is hilarious! Sounds like my bank.
2007-11-11 02:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by PATRICIA MS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good information! Thank you !
2007-11-11 05:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!! That's great!
2007-11-11 03:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋