. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash'
and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
2007-11-11 00:20:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!
2007-11-11 00:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i had a cat, my husband might try that. He hates cats and loves to clean. Perfect story.
2007-11-11 05:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Cutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!! I wasn't expecting the dog part! HAHA! 17/10!!!!
2007-11-11 00:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forget the most important part make sure the toilet is pre-flsuhed to remove any obsticals
2007-11-14 22:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Patron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Sportscutie lol
2007-11-11 02:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first i was like what kind of sik person would do something like that....but than i read sincerly the dog
and that made me laugh
that was funny
good one
2007-11-11 00:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My laffink muscles are very very sore now. LOL
2007-11-14 22:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, love that one!
2007-11-11 03:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by Raz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caution: Do not try this at home!
2007-11-11 00:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by baymast13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, that is halerious!
I should try that...I hate my cat....JK
2007-11-11 00:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by ╣♥╠ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋