God came down to earth and offered everyone the Ten Commandments. He went to the Mexicans, and asked: " I have Commandments for you..." Mexicans: What is it? God:Though shall not Steal." Mexicans: No Thanks!
God went to the UAE, he met an Arab, and asked them if they would like some Commandments. He asked: "I have Commandments for you..." Arabs: What is it? God: Though shall not Kill... Arabs: No thanks!
With no Success, he went to France, he saw a French and offered him the Commandments, when he asked him, the French replied: "What is it?" God: Though shall not commit adultery." French: No Thank you! Ciao!
God was getting frustrated, he went to the US, and asked an American if he would like to have a Commandment. American: What is it? God: Though shall not covet your Neighbor's wife... American: No Thanks!
He then went to the Jews, and asked them if they would like to have some Commandments... Jew: How many? God:TEN! Jew, We'll take them ALL!
2007-11-11 00:19:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gimme a STAR?
2007-11-11 00:20:01 · update #1
Sorry, It's meant for Every Race... not GOD!
2007-11-11 00:25:51 · update #2
lol sounds true to me about how people would react to God and the commandments
2007-11-11 02:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
highly offensive but since im not arab, jewish, american or french it wasnt offensive to me
2007-11-11 08:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by emma_undoo 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
no
i dont like sacrelgious jokes
2007-11-11 08:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by <3!LOVIN BEING GEEKY!<3 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
clever
2007-11-11 09:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hallelujah !!!
You got it...
Aaron.
2007-11-11 09:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL
2007-11-11 08:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋