Assuming they survived the wedding night.
2007-11-10 15:37:06 · 13 answers · asked by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-11-11 02:15:28 · update #1
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
2007-11-10 16:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Zilla doesn't allow Chuck Norris to live, anything that is alive is only here because chuck Norris allows it!! Even the Zilla.
2016-05-29 04:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by delores 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't *need* wives.
However, he does have to be careful not to make eye contact with women, because just a glance from Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman.
It can impregnate a man, too, but if Chuck Norris looks a man in the eye, it's because he's about to roundhouse kick him back to the Stone Age.
2007-11-10 15:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris isn't allowed wives, HE allows them.
2007-11-10 15:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Exactly however many he possibly wanted.
He's Chuck Norris, duuuh.
2007-11-11 07:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris would be an old-time mormon
2007-11-11 05:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by sorcpwns of S33k3r C0unc1l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 1 at a time, but he would roundhouse kick them so badly for no apparent reason that they would die the following day.
2007-11-10 15:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by CanadianFundamentalist 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ONE WIFE. Chuck Norris or anyone else!
2007-11-10 15:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jess4rsake 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Only one.
2007-11-10 15:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by paula r 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
42 ihope to be one
2007-11-10 15:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋