A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell...
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?"
He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man.
Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen!
2007-11-09 15:40:37 · 37 answers · asked by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For Sophieb:- no doubt Indians are poor but the most richest man (Mukesh Ambani) of the world too is Indian.
2007-11-11 00:10:21 · update #1
That good for the indians.however the problem is this behind their thinking is selfish.that hell is not very friendly.some indians are very kind but most are thinking for the better of them self.therefore the kind of hell that the indian posses will one day destroy them and no one will help them.so my advice is to dig another friendly hell ,the hell that no one can steal all the nails from the bed and please don't steal the nails.
2007-11-10 18:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by boote k 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At some point I thought it was funny. But I wondered if you were saying all places on earth are "hell". But if you joke was about the criminal system, then I do know that the electric chairs in the US do work but there's no bed of nails here, etc. and I don't see the US as being a hell. Then I wondered if you were saying that corruption is funny, that all people in India are corrupt...because it seems the joke is saying corruption is funny and it's funny that people in India get away with corruption. That's not funny since that's what makes India poor.
2007-11-11 00:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chum 3 politicians from 3 diverse countries have been extra to dad or mum of all Hells first to award judgment The dad or mum asked the yank baby-kisser first: tell me what you believed once you have been alive? I continually believed in women, wine and democracy suggested the yank "nice,” suggested the dad or mum "you may enter paradise and yet now sit down on my left next the dad or mum asked a infant-kisser from Saudi Arabia what did you have faith once you have been alive? I continually believed in Oil, women and my king nice! you additionally can enter paradise and sit down on my proper in the intervening time suggested the dad or mum Now The Gaurdian wanted to curve his question and concept he will positioned the Indian baby-kisser in a gap (fairly of asking what did you have faith, he asked) what do you have faith?" The Indian baby-kisser spoke back "i've got faith you're sitting in my chair!"
2016-11-11 00:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankly, this question is better put to our beloved PM, who more than any other PM of our Nation, has possibly chosen to spend a good part of his tenure as PM, more on touring other nations, than be here and face Karat (e ?).
But then,think twice before you put this question, as our beloved PM is a gentleman,classic and honest to the core.
So please word this question a little bit more nice to sound.
"Sir, u feel India too hot as hell nowadays? "
2007-11-15 14:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by surybore 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me! Your decription of the Indian Hell, it is submittedd, is not acceptable because no mention is made abou the charaecterisiic feature of India, namely,CORRUPTION !
2007-11-09 16:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by The Tribune 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah, the richest man is bin laden, he's an indian btw.
2007-11-17 00:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by ray y 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There is no hell and heaven, all these are creation of our mind. Our mind is also a concept based imaginary idea. Hell and heaven all are relative world.
2007-11-09 16:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by champabhilai 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha wow way to go and good looking out because i should did need a laugh and plus you really did hit the spot with this one you rocks cheers lol 10/10!!!!
2007-11-13 04:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is really agood joke for Indian.
2007-11-10 23:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by sanjukta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
I'm not sure if this should be taken offensively or not as I am part of an indian family, but it made me giggle anyway.
2007-11-09 15:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by SuperGurl78 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋