2007-10-30 23:59:03 · 20 answers · asked by Robert S 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seeker, When I sneeze or blow my nose my left eye bubbles.
2007-10-31 00:17:01 · update #1
You have been faithfully dieting and you get on the scale and have GAINED a pound!
2007-10-31 00:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Ex makes all these disgusting claims about me in forums I've no chance to state my side of the argument.
Meaning I'm constantly having to defending myself (& ,my child) from (over worked & yet zealot) Social Workers & Police because people believe My Ex's crap & honestly believe they are being responsible by making complaints as if his BS were facts.
AND THEN I have to defend myself from the bigots who believe "if there's smoke there's fire" - the only fire is in my Ex's constant need to seek sympathy.
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2007-10-31 00:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Rai A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
people ring your doorbell at 8am on a Saturday. Press the button and listen to them over the intercom, "Yes?" (half asleep) "Excuse me, I've got some good news for you! Judgment day is coming! Don't you want to be saved, Ma'am?"
"So...saved from what?"
"(chuckles) Well, given salvation of course!"
"I really don't feel like...having this conversation right now. Peace be with you brother."
2007-10-31 00:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by CaymanSunrise 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You sneeze and one of your eye`s pops out,oh yeah!
2007-10-31 00:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
people fail to realize that the Red Sox winning the World Series is an Act of God.
Good Luck!!!
2007-10-31 00:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I get complacent and DON'T hold up the line at the drive through by stopping and checking my order,then I get home...sure enough,my order is screwed
2007-10-31 00:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Christians can't get it through their heads that Evolution is a fact and God is a theory.
2007-10-31 00:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Almost getting stomped by a buck deer? yes, it completely sucks. I found out this morning. lol
2007-10-31 00:01:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
...when it looks like a normal question someone posted but you click on it and it turns out to be another contribution to the Atheist / Bible Thumper war???
2007-10-31 00:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Nénuphar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You hear xians smiling at their own ignorance, feeling pride at hiding the reality of this beautiful universe from their children................
2007-10-31 00:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by nicelyevolve 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋