There are 92 Zombies!!!?

Question

You only have...

A toothpick.
Handgun with 12 non piercing bullets.
A Ladder.
Rocket Less Rocket Launcher.
4 Molotov Cocktails.
Shotgun with 10 shells.
Power to Set things on fire with your mind (Except Water).
Chris Chrocker (The Leave Britney Alone guy).
Magic Fingers.

Do what you can to dispose of them.

And be descriptive!

Answer 1

if i can summon anything with my magic fingers i would summon 50 cal with 3 shell boxes and shoot the hell out of them but if i had pyrokenesys i would just burn them all to hell and use the other things for recreational stuff

Answer 2

I would first stick the toothpick in my mouth so i look real hardcore, then i would light Chris Chrocker on fire with my mind :) (- 1 toothpick) (- 1 Chris Chrocker)

Then i would kill the 10 closest zombies with shotgun shots to the head. (-10 shotgun shells) (82 zombies remaining)

I would then shoot all 12 handgun rounds straight up into the air then swallow the handgun to revitalise myself. (-12 non piercing rounds) (-1 handgun) (82 zombies remaining)


Next I would throw the ladder into the air and melt it with my firemind killing 10 zombies with falling molten hot steel (-1 ladder) (72 zombies remaining)

I would then remove the fabric from all 4 Molotov cocktails and drink their alcoholic contents :D (-4 Molotov cocktails)

Next it would use my magic fingers to summon a rocket for my rocket launcher (+1 rocket)

I would shoot the rocket at the largest group of zombies (-1 rocket) (32 zombies)

I would then put the rocket launcher on my head so i had a rad helmet (-1 rocket less rocket launcher)

Next i would light the shotgun on fire and wield it as a flaming club and beat the lifeless out of the remaining zombies :) (-1 shotgun) (+1 flaming club) (0 zombies remaining)

I would then light the zombie corpses on fire and have a big BBQ with my mates. Yum

Answer 3

ok,
u shoot at the zombies with the handgun... not at them but at their feets (if they have any) so that they slip over

then do the same with the shotgun

set the toothpick on fire with ur mind.......... and set the house on fire

escape using the ladder (ie climb up into the roof and escape from the tiles and jump onto ur balcony and jump down into ur bush below)

then u joke the zombies into holding onto the rocket less rocket launcher and hopefully that disposes some of them

and then:

RUN!

Answer 4

use all the weapons and stuff on the chris chrocker guy and let the zombies eat me

Answer 5

i would use my magic fingers and make all the zombies disapeer then i would use my magic fingers to get rid of everythign i have

Answer 6

I will tickle them with my magic fingers till they laugh and laugh till death.

Answer 7

throw everything and go wild...

then run

if u can't outrun them then join 'em

ie kill urself!

Answer 8

throw everything at them like mad dogs and cats and grizzly bears!!!