The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the new clerk: "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The new clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative"
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The new clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough."
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
2007-10-30 23:12:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
2007-10-30 23:12:35 · update #1
You've done better. You've posted the cough/laxative one before.
2007-10-31 00:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by thom t 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-31 06:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10. *. Brilliant.
Are you related to raindrops by any chance?.
I could just read both of your jokes all day long for a goooooood LOL.
2007-10-31 07:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny thanks.
What did you do to Raindrops? She is away with it today. PMSL
2007-10-31 06:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones there Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers, starred but nothing is happening.!!!
Sorry mate.!!!
2007-10-31 15:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe, loved them all esp the laxative one
2007-10-31 06:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by Stitch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god! Your Jokes are so funny! I'm laughing my @ss off!
2007-10-31 06:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved them all....... except for the last one on the additional bit i would hav put
'DEFINE NORMAL'
or
'NEVER'
2007-10-31 07:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha you are nearly as crazy as me with the jokes. hahahaha so funny.
2007-10-31 06:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
really a good laugh, honey
2007-10-31 06:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋