AN application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
2007-10-30 23:03:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oldie but goodie!!
2007-10-31 20:37:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10, no more.
2007-10-31 08:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by thom t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing!!
That was really brilliant!!
10/10 and a well deservd star! *
2007-10-31 06:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life before a computer for us older ones was no time ago. hahaha
2007-10-31 06:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A beautiful one.
2007-10-31 06:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really??? I couldn't live without my computer. haha
2007-10-31 06:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just barely remember what life was like. I am somewhere in-between. Those are great. Thanks
2007-10-31 06:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting to read, but not funny
2007-10-31 06:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Makes you think !!
2007-10-31 14:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by takala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHA...
WHOOOOOO!!!
I like that....
IT is FUNNY....
actually slight but it is funny!!!
but not really funny....
get it??
hehehehe
2007-10-31 06:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by Deandra Stacy Lim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋