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2007-10-30 20:14:27 · 31 answers · asked by capekicks 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Yes Funnymoose, tonight they do trump God as the sorry poster before you will find to her surprise as she screams her lungs out.

2007-10-30 20:22:05 · update #1

31 answers

With tequila! I mean honestly, if they thought holy water burnt, they're in for a surprise. It also covers my *** as being an antiseptic to kill off any infectious aspects of vampirism.

Oh, and of course condoms.

PS: The fact that two people gave debbiesue's answer a thumbs up makes me want to cry... I don't know of anything that can protect me from -that- horror.

2007-10-30 20:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮yelxeH 5 · 2 0

Vampires are not real. Who is the night God? Never heard of that before. God Bless

2007-10-31 03:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by mizzpretti 6 · 1 1

Is Halloween tonight ? 31/10 . It's not really celebrated in Australia.

2007-10-31 03:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by an-noy 4 · 2 0

Interesting how these Western creatures never show up where I live in Asia. Can't they get visas/passports? When I lived in the states, the Chinese and other Asian ghosts and creatures never visited me there. You'd think they could traverse the oceans themselves and pass through walls at ports of entry/immigration points. I guess they aren't so powerful after all, not to mention stupid to boot.

2007-10-31 03:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by jaicee 6 · 5 1

+PAX

I won't be doing anything unusual. I'll say my prayers at the usual times, hand out candy and that's that. The Lord is my protection. I shall not want.

The evil one just hasn't figured out yet that he can't get away with his little games... and I love Halloween!

In Charity,
j

2007-10-31 03:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by teresa_benedicta_of_the_cross 4 · 2 1

Do you even know what the origins of Samhain is? Probably not, you're too busy demeaning to actually pick up a book and read. There's nothing demonic about it.

2007-10-31 03:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by Becca 6 · 4 0

The usual, I'll drive carefully, and avoid driving if I drink, and I'll lock the door.
since God and Vampires are nothing but interesting superstitions, I think I'll be well protected.

2007-10-31 03:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Dude are you serious?? you know Halloween was not evil until the Christians got involved with it!!!!

Pagans used the scary masks and jack-o-lanterns to scare away evil spirits not to worship or celebrate them!!

Why dont you learn something about what you are talking about before you go make yourself look this stupid! ignorant bastid!!

2007-10-31 03:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by froggy_logic 6 · 1 1

You are entitled to your opinion. But God is always there, He is unbeatable. Have a nice night.

2007-10-31 03:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by jenx 6 · 0 0

It's not the vampires I'm worried about. For that matter, it's not the disrespectful atheists who worry me either.

I'm only worried about sustaining my ability to be patient and kind with everyone, as my Christian beliefs command me, with more and more mute-posterior questions coming up on R&S.

2007-10-31 03:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by Pagan Dan 6 · 4 1

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