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I mean, really, that'd just be the pinnacle of anything, ever. What would be the use of wasting more of this "time" nonsense? Psssssssshhhhh!

2007-10-30 19:47:12 · 9 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Like Highlander, there is only enough room in the universe for one Chuck Norris, but I suppose through the idea of entanglement, one Chuck Norris could occupy the space of several different locations at one time.

I doubt the awesomeness of the Chuck Norris-5 Megabot would end the Universe, Chuck is here to Guard the Universe not destroy it. The only thing that does come close in awesomeness is an Army of Spartan-esque Christopher Walkens riding sharks.

2007-10-30 19:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sam T 3 · 3 0

It would only end if the Chuck Norris Voltron Super Norris joined with an Optimus Prime-esque conglomeration of David Hasselhoffs. Oh! The Humanity! Argh run away

2007-10-31 03:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by The Kelda 4 · 2 0

The Universe cannot handle two Norris' much less five.

The very fabric of space and time would collapse

2007-10-31 03:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 2 0

oh man...
that's craziness
well, there can be only one chuck norris... if another one popped up the original one would kick it's *** over and over until it was once again the only one!

2007-10-31 15:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It is too mind blowing to comprehend. Okay, I think my head may explode. I'm going to think of something else now.

2007-10-31 03:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You say that, but there'd be at least six more minutes in the episode.

2007-10-31 02:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1 0

the universe would collapse in on itself. it'd be a roundhouse kick to the UNIVERSE!

2007-10-31 12:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

2007-10-31 07:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1 0

5 chuck norrises?!? Are you INSANE!!!!!?????????!!!!

2007-10-31 02:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by A derka der 7 · 2 0

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