"We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."
--Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper .
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
2007-10-30 18:05:58 · 25 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good morning jim very you >>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-30 19:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! 2 Thumbs Up!
2016-04-11 04:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the apology Police Farce !!hahahahahahaaha!.........Now there's a priest who thinks fast off his feet!! What a farce!! LOL
2007-10-31 05:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-10-30 22:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Clever
2007-10-30 21:43:10 · answer #5 · answered by ejb41_Formerly_Known_As_Novice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 18:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
Well done!!
10/10 + *
2007-10-30 22:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-10-30 18:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, i think defective is a better word for them, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-31 03:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that farce thing *hehehe*
2007-10-30 21:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋