What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
"You're under a vest!"
Donna Jo's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who
walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing
oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats, exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups
in history of the highway.
It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward Shirleen's
vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here
by the road?!" asks the cop.
And she said....
(This is good...)
(Ready?)
(Clue: she's a blonde...)
"Those are my emergency flashers!"
2007-10-30 17:51:06 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, brilliand hun, where can i get some of those flashers, do you think they sell them at Kwik Fit, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-31 03:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could use some of those emergengy flashers!! LOL! I gave out a big groan for the first one!! I looked again and still I'm groaning!! OOOOHHHH!!
2007-10-31 12:11:36 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star.
2007-10-31 04:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 00:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the blonde joke! Star for you.
2007-10-31 01:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by checkthisout! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha superb
pmsl.
2007-10-31 01:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...blondes
2007-10-31 04:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-31 01:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by sweet tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good ones. Sorry can't groan too much at them!!
:-)))
2007-10-31 05:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol §
2007-10-31 05:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋