also pesky salespeople if it is a similar principal
2007-10-30 17:25:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Dress the cat in a goat costume and buy a voice modulator to make yourself sound like Satan.
2007-10-30 17:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Leslie L 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You could train your cat to poo on the door mat... the smell might put visitors off!
Or train the cat to run out the door, and then state that "he is an inside cat only and you'll have to excuse me but I have to chase him before he get's hit by a car since there is no heaven!"
2007-10-31 01:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You might be out of luck with the cat, but buy a huge dog bowl and a spiked collar. Attach a giant chain to the collar and lay them on your front porch. I've found JW's don't like dogs, after my harmless Golden raised hell at them one day. I don't know how they know, but they must have marked my house, because on Saturday mornings when they are out in droves, they never walk up to my door anymore!
2007-10-31 00:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Kalyfran 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL easy...soon as you open the door spray them w/tuna juice!
then...RELEASE THE CATS!
EDIT:
I'm sorry but I'm LMFAO at Not Available's answer.
*oh and matter of fact one of my VERY best friends from high school was a JW, so i know quite a bit about them their beliefs and religious system. i do not subscribe to it...nor do i like having it shoved down my throat at 8am either when they come knocking at my door.
it's annoying as all hell to answer the door to them, even though i have a NO SOLICITING sign hanging up.
i should just hang up the less subtle sign that reads:
NOTICE, BEWARE OF DOGS....THEY HAVE A TASTE FOR JW, VACUUM CLEANER SALESMEN, AND IDIOTS IN GENERAL.
oh well..i guess not everyone can have a sense of HUMOR!
*thumbs down fairy MUST be a JW..LOL*
2007-10-31 01:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by ☆MWφM☆ 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
funny you mention that...i had a cat years ago who loved to perch on shoulders. she got outside one day and when a few solicitors came knocking (i won't mention which church they represented). one of the ladies looked a great deal like my sister-in-law, a person whom my cat adored. my cat saw them and ran up the stairs, leaping onto the shoulders of the lady, freaking her out. the woman wasn't hurt, but i never heard someone shriek so loud, and i think she wet herself in the process of trying to dislodge this now-upset and multi-clawed cat from her shoulders. i felt so bad that my cat had scared her so much, after all she was only doing her best to save the souls of strangers. but man, when she left, i never laughed so hard in my life. and we never had another solicitor knock on our door - i think word got around about the cat from hell living at our house.
and for the person above me ("not available"): i'd be better in the position to receive someone trying to discuss my religious beliefs if they weren't waking me up at 7am...i generally have no problem with a sit-down discussion with folks of another faith, but i'd prefer to be approached at a more appropriate time. my first cataplexy (an episode similar to a seizure associated with narcolepsy) was brought on because of such an occasion - you'll have to forgive me, but it HAS diminished my enthusiasm a bit towards seeing someone walk up my steps with pamplets in their hand, much the way that a dogbite might make someone fearful of canines for the rest of their life.
2007-10-31 01:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by sleepycatz1972 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I don't know but that would be nice if you could. I have seen a sticker online that you can buy for your door - http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/nothump.html I told one once I was late for an abortion :-/
2007-10-31 01:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your cat hopped up on cat nip and then just throw the cat at them when they ring the bell
2007-10-31 01:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get a sign "Strangers will be eaten". or make one that states "salesmen and religious solicitors will be eaten but the dogs & cats who lie in wait here"
2007-10-31 00:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Nedra E 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Toss some tuna on them every time they show up. Eventually the cats will expect a person covered in tuna, without you even throwing the smelly goodness onto them. Sort of like the Pavlov's salivating dog experiment. Good luck.
2007-10-31 00:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
Haaaa, I say you throw catnip at them or rig up a dangle-ie toy to fall down when unsavory people show up.
2007-10-31 00:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by Grossed out in Georgia 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋