2007-10-30 16:56:42 · 50 answers · asked by PediC 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wow! just a bit of levity, no need to get nasty!
2007-10-30 17:08:40 · update #1
Instead of blaming God for the loss, perhaps you should pray and ask that it be found ;) Within arm's reach of course.
2007-10-30 17:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your right, why would God give you the luxury of a warm home and a roof over your head, a comfy bed with nice pillows and soft blankets, Electricity and money to pay for it, an able and unwilling body that should be worrying so much more about what you do have than what you don't? The answer is you're an American, you know why? Because every American blames God on the fact they are lazy, forgetful, or just plain stupid.
I find myself asking why.
2007-10-30 17:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by thisxlifexisntxrealx2006 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
God pre-knew, that you were going to turn to the Porn chanel, you bad bad girl!
If this is how God treats you, I would be very concerned about your soul...Maybe you are headed straight to hell....
I believe that I may be going there also because, I was having this great erotic dream, and I was awakened because I had to go to the bathroom! God is after us!
You wil know for sure, if the power goes out in your house, and you are in a room full of candels, with No matches....
Why are people not able to have more creative answers?
2007-11-02 03:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How refreshing. A bit of levity in the R&S section.
Remember, God helps those who help themselves. Seek and ye shall find!
2007-10-30 17:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle M 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Match the answer to the religious denomination or philosphy:
"It's God's way of punishing you for watching that horribly immoral Deperate Housewives/Grey's Anatomy/SouthPark (choose any of the above."
"It's a test of your faith/patience/understanding (choose any)."
"To teach you the lesson of faith/patience/understanding (choose any)."
"It's God's way of motivating you to build an ark/go to Nineveh/say your nightly prayers (choose any)."
"It was that unwholesome thought that you had."
"To help you mediate on the fact that you are priviledged in having a TV with a remote and satellite dish when some child a foreign country has to rely on year-old copies of B-movies with subtitles."
"You haven't been sacrificing enough goats and chickens lately."
"Your chakrahs are out of alignment." -- Mediate with me.
"You must use your own power of intention to manifest the clicker where you want it to be."
"You ate the meat of an unclean animal and/or the cow that was the reincarnation of your great-great grandmother."
"God is dead."
"Loving? Remember the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the Salem witch trials, the KKK?"
"Loving? check out his anger in the Old Testament!"
"There is no God... You just sat the thing down on your trip to the refrigerator."
"God is dead."
Oh, and my all time favorite "God works in mysterious ways." In other words, you wouldn't even understand his infinitely complex reasoning, so just deal with it!
Hope I didn't offend anyone's religion. I was just trying to answer from multiple perspectives, not knowing the religious beliefs of the questioner. :-D
2007-10-30 17:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by mznocent 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I do not know, but try this suggestion;
Do not watch TV for one month, than watch one night of "Prime Time TV" if the programing does not insult you,
you need to stop watching TV altogether.
2007-10-30 17:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe God is not happy with the shows you watch. Try the Christian channel next time and see what happens.
2007-10-30 17:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Vida 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because a loving god wants you to get some exercise.
perhaps a check list should be made out for your bedtime routine. like put remote in bed with you and what ever you go to bed with.
2007-10-30 16:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by Don m 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because He gives us all free will to choose our actions; and allows us to suffer the consequences of those actions. You lost your remote - that's your action; not His. You suffer the consequences - He's not going to stop that since you had the free will to do whatever it was that caused you to lose the remote.
Apparently you weren't all that comfy in bed if you were able to get up and get on the computer to ask this question.
2007-10-30 16:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by wibelle37 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
That must fall under the jurisdiction of the Goddess Anoia. When the spatulas get stuck in the kitchen drawers, that's her too.
Peace!
2007-10-30 16:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by carole 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋