2007-10-30 16:32:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If I were him, I know I would have...
2007-10-30 16:34:46 · update #1
You're too kind, ΚαταЋσЮs :) *hugs!*
2007-10-30 16:36:57 · update #2
(((lilmissykato)))
2007-10-30 16:42:57 · update #3
(((emma)))
2007-10-31 08:00:50 · update #4
He convinced her he was someone else.
"Uh...no. My name is...Steve."
2007-10-30 16:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Mojo 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wouldn't allow himself to be found by Paris Hilton in the first place...
2007-10-30 16:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus looks into people's hearts, not their minds, which is fortunate for Paris. And as scripture tells us, Jesus looked into Paris Hilton's heart and found a used contraceptive device.
2007-10-30 16:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
as Jesus himself said, ' " it isn't the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick' " meaning that Jesus loves even paris hilton and he helps even the lowest of all mankind.
2007-10-30 16:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by JesusFreak14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he welcomed her in open arms. Jesus was known for helping the lowest of people, even prostitutes and thieves. If she gave an attempt to hear the word of God, Jesus listened.
2007-10-30 16:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The supposed Reverend Al will appear whenever and wherever he thinks he can shake some white people down for a few bucks. I have to admit though, he is amusing!
2016-04-11 04:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He tried, but failed to escape her sexual prowess, which is why the Second Coming of Christ is now a thing of the past.
2007-10-30 17:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was just someone who looked like him. She couldn't handle the real thing because he would make her loose the rich girl thing. She wouldn't like that.
2007-10-30 16:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He endured. As He did the torture of the crucifixion.
2007-10-30 16:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Somewhat Enlightened, the Parrot of Truth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like his kind of lady
2007-10-30 16:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well no seeing as how she found him in jail. He couldn't run!
2007-10-30 16:36:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋