in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?" "My goldfish died", replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
As Johnny patted down the last heap of earth he then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
2007-10-30 16:18:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good.10
2007-10-30 17:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So,we're recycling Johnny jokes now??
2007-10-30 17:45:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cat had it comin, little johnny just did what he had to...thats how he rolls... pretty good joke
2007-10-31 03:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by Mark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!
Happy Halloween!
2007-10-30 20:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by sherin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-10-30 19:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i read this one before, but its still funny. star!
2007-10-30 16:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That messed up little kid! Lol!
2007-10-30 17:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Din-din 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Cheeky is right.
2007-10-30 16:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by dreamer101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-30 16:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Bella Cullen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋