Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked.
"Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
"She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy give you from this horrible story?"
Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking.
2007-10-30 15:46:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-10-30 15:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2016-04-11 04:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-30 16:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved It !! Didn't expect that moral to come from it. Good one.
2007-10-30 15:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by Ava 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, that was a good one, I have never heard that one before.
2007-10-30 15:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good.. sounds like something my son would say.
2007-10-30 15:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by blueyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good moral... dad knows what his son needs to learn most :)
2007-10-30 16:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by sherin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-10-30 15:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this joke before, but its still pretty funny. here's a star!
2007-10-30 16:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny
2007-10-30 15:52:23 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋