Finally, here is a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate!
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess
Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a
German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
An Iranian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese
chips, and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!
Have a great day
2007-10-30 15:05:15 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice. =)
2007-10-30 15:08:14 · answer #1 · answered by McLovin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of that is somehow logically interconnected troulbe with it it doesn't contrast the separation of the evil intentions of golbalization engineered by Neocons for world domination.
The rest are just minor players in the big scam of the new world order,
2007-10-30 22:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by LEE DA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a very true statement. It isn't a definition of globalisation, but still a very amusing point of view.
2016-04-11 04:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and being read by a colombian who is sitting next to chinese dude in a japanese uneversity computer room.
lol, good luck.
2007-10-30 16:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by john 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is definately globalization!
2007-10-30 16:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love that. Awesome =)
2007-10-30 15:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and to think, I thought it was the guest worker program....
2007-10-30 15:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hee hee
2007-10-30 15:09:49 · answer #9 · answered by i like saying hi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good
2007-10-30 15:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by a person 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋