The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testings were done, the applications were short listed to 3 finalists … two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. “Kill Her!" said the FBI. The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife. I loved her too much. She‘s my life!" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, oh god how I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
2007-10-30 14:10:10 · 11 answers · asked by Naruto 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA LOL
2007-10-30 14:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by xclusive_4xxx_u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 21:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is what people should think of before they vote for a women for president. HAHAHH. Jk. Women rock. Well maybe not this one.
2007-10-31 00:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by dreamer101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not really funny after the 50th time...
2007-10-30 21:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read it 5 minutes ago and I'm STILL rofl.
2007-10-30 21:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by bg4gb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this joke before, but it makes me laugh everytime. here's a star!
2007-10-30 21:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha awww thats sad.
2007-10-31 01:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by PRiNCESS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude amzing!!!! i sure wish i wasnt her husband!!!
2007-10-30 21:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by aaandriy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha h*** naw that was seriously funny....star
2007-10-30 21:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-10-30 21:18:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋