Hold on to your seats. This is a true revelation from the heavens above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1C0erp60fo
2007-10-30 13:45:29 · 12 answers · asked by Future 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Love it! I will go spread the word of his Noodley Goodness! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAmen brother.
2007-10-30 13:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
why would Moses and Jesus lie? i believe the bible
and as a Jew I speak up too=to another that said she is Jewish yet rejects the teachings of Moses which includes the Genesis account=and about one of your answers this is how i answered the asker of that question too=You are a precious person truely loved by the Messiah of Israel
The point is the gentile that come to the Jewish Messiah is not required to study and practice Judaism laws-one of which if you carry money one the Sabbath you are as a Jewish person to be stoned to death along with wood or lighting a fire too.
I am a Jew, and I can tell you you didnt convert to Judaism nor were you ever a follower of the Messiah which is what Christian means be a person Jew or gentile born, you simply were and are part of religions-if you go in a garage that doesnt make you a car.
If you dont believe Moses and Isaiah you are following a religion that was made up when the Temple was destroyed because there was no blood atonement commanded by God through Moses.
Leviticus 17:11 The life of the flesh is in the blood and I have given it upon the altar to make atonement for your souls.
reading from the Hebrew or the orthodox Mazoretic text=
Isaiah gave the fulfillment of this in the Mighty God that was to be the son given the child born and the prince of peace Isaiah 9:6
Isaiah 52:13-53:12 Says he would be exaulted but first marred more than any man and lay down his life despised and rejected to make atonement for our sins.
Yet you are a person and just as important to the Messiah as anyone else, that is why he says he knocks on your heart door to come in, forgive sin and be your friend= Revelation 1:1 chapter one verse one and 3:19&20 where messiah says he loves everyone and asks us to repent of sin and ask him in to be our friend and help us.
as promised from the coming new coventant to know God personally Jeremiah 31:31 and following
best wishes to you and peace shalom in His care the Messiah who is here, David the sweet pea
and why not believe Jesus??? and Moses too??? worked for me
2007-10-30 13:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
And the Gospel is being revealed in February!
2007-10-30 13:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i realize a lot of people find this funny, but considering the stakes at risk, you had best become sober and find out what is true and what is not.
Everyone dies.
do you honestly want to stand before God and have this on your hands?
2007-10-30 15:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a 1:18 of garbage.
2007-10-30 13:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by Just So 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hahahahahahaha!
Hey you Bunch of devils :) ---That was Funny!!!
Yeaaaaahhhh Baaaabbby!
2007-10-30 13:54:40 · answer #6 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The way evolutionists tell it, gravity pulled hydrogen gas together, causing a nuclear reaction which formed stars. Were they wrong?
2007-10-30 13:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by Pearly Gator 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋
The point is,,,I READ IT! and the WORD of God came from heaven,,, FIRST!
2007-10-30 13:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by hamoh10 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hail FSM.
2007-10-30 13:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
LMAO I love it! He just pooped it out!!
2007-10-30 13:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by Tamsin 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋