I'm going to start an exam in a few minutes, but I have really bad gas (non-smelly), and squeezing my back-door muscles doesn't really work. What else can I do, so ppl wont hear it??? Serious question, serious answers.
2007-10-30 13:33:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
knock your neighbor's desk over to create a distraction, then let 'er rip!
2007-10-30 13:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My five year old wants his answer...so Ill give you his first...he said hed try to run to bathroom and do it...He says hed fart in front of a bunch of people if he couldnt make it to the bathroom....Sorry...;(( He still has a lot to learn when it comes to being social...lol...Heres my answer....;)) ....you do whatever it takes to do it quietly...and hope for the best..like try and make it to the corner of the room where there are less people..and squeeze you butt cheeks together and hope for the best that its silent...then move to other side of room and hope that it doesnt follow you...so they dont think its you...It happens in the stores all the time...but always theres one person down the isle...so I know who did it...but I dont say anything..Its best to be quiet about it..but.If you cant do any of those its best to try it quietly then say excuse me...I also asked a sixty seven year old what they would do...People have to just be understanding...Alot of em just arent these days and its terrible..well I wish you luck...on this one..I know its embarrassing and so fourth..but people can be rude to those whom cant help it...My five year old also has a lot to learn in understanding.. ;))
2007-10-30 18:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sydney 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing you can do, really. But in the future, eat something that won't give you gas, if you have an exam!
2007-10-30 13:43:15 · answer #3 · answered by candace b 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While you are releasing the gas, try covering up the sound with a cough.
2007-10-30 13:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by soulguy85 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try burping instead of letting it be a little stinker.
2007-10-30 13:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by beez 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where ever you may be, let your wind go free. Scottish saying.
2007-10-30 13:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
create a big bang like throwing your stuff on the floor, the attention will be on those , not on you....
2007-10-30 14:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by Reeze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let it rip!
2007-10-30 13:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do YOU know it won't smell?
2007-10-30 14:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋