Calories burned during sex?

Question

I was just curious since I just started dieting a month ago how many calories you burn while having sex if you are on top and a woman. Does anyone know?

Answer 1

Here is a chart and complete break down.

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm

Answer 2

Calories Burned During Sex

Answer 3

Calories Burned During Intercourse

Answer 4

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm has some answers but I'm not sure if they're accurate.

The amount of calories that you burn while having sex really depends on what position you’re doing it in, if you’re the one on top, and how long it lasts. Honestly, you’d probably burn more calories going for a walk–and given that the average length of time that sex lasts is 10 minutes, you last longer walking anyway. But really, if you’re thinking about the number of calories you’re burning while you’re having sex, I’d say it’s a sign that you’re not that excited about either the act or your partner, and probably want to reconsider doing it in the first place.

Answer 5

It's well written humor, but the caloric quotations are WAY too high! Even the simple things. You'd be lucky to burn 1 calorie installing a condom. Read some caloric burn rate articles. You'd be surprised how few calories are actually burned for varying activities. Eating a hot fudge sundae could probably power the average sexuality for several weeks.

Answer 6

Keep this meal between 400 and six hundred calories. Serve yourself a smaller portion, so if you like going back for seconds, you'll just wind up eating a normal-size portion.

Answer 7

Keep this specific meal between 400 and six hundred calories. Serve yourself a scaled-down portion, so if you like going back for seconds, you'll just wind up eating a normal-size portion.

Answer 8

Fewer than you think (think running, you burn 100 calories for every mile you run). But hey, it's more fun than running and you are moving and working up a sweat.

Answer 9

i thought this was funny!

Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.

Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories




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Positions
Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories



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Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories



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Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories



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Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories



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Approaching Orgasm
Letting go 5.5 calories
Controlling yourself 79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories
Trembling 15 calories
Shaking 20 calories
Shuddering 25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories



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Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories



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Orgasmic Intensity Scale
Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories



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Pulling Out
After orgasm 1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm 500 calories



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Multiple Orgasms
For women:
2 14 calories
5 30 calories
8 47 calories

Answer 10

Not really sure but an wise young lady in Tijuana told me "CHINGOS." Not really sure what that means but I believe close to 800 calories is a rough translation...

Answer 11

Nosh on baked carrot chips rather then greasy potato chips.