One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captains log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper and a sign on the wall - "Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your **** with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean." The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that. So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it. So he wipes his **** with his fingers and sticks them in the hole. Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.
2007-10-30 13:24:48 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now thats a mouthful....lol
2007-10-31 04:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha lmao
10/10
2007-10-31 00:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 20:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just a little bit sick!Fair play to you.
2007-10-30 20:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Michael Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is gross, because it would have dried on after an hour..
2007-10-30 20:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by gadmack2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwww gross, but hilarious hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-31 10:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yes good one.a star on the way.
2007-10-30 20:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
om god thats right this joke is so nasty i said god instead of "g"
2007-10-30 21:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by Enrique 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWAHAHA! That's nasty.
2007-10-30 23:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by Em 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no!!!
THATS SO NASTY!
but funny.
2007-10-31 02:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋