Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...smack his *ss again!"
2007-10-30 13:21:03 · 10 answers · asked by larry m♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 13:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, it's disgusting. I saw a video of it at age 22 and I almost threw up and it changed the way I look at female genitals for ever. :(
2007-10-30 20:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute~
2007-10-30 20:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke.
2007-10-30 20:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by wildeyes_heart_of_stone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
omg.
thats the funniest thing ive heard all day.
2007-10-30 20:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children witness it when they're born.
2007-10-30 20:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha. no three is far too young.
2007-10-30 20:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by Captin_Crunch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to much to read this time ''sorry''
2007-10-30 22:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by bigturkeyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahaha!
2007-10-30 20:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl!!!
2007-10-30 20:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋