They both drink 5 pints of beer and water in a few mins.
Landlord asks why there so thirsty.
He replies we're both Blacksmiths.
Landlord says" What, your dog is a blacksmith as well?"
Man says "Yeah , We are, I'll bet you a pint"
Landlord says "OK , prove it. let's see the dog make something."
Blacksmith heats a poker in the fire till it's red hot then pulls it out and says "Ready?"
Landlord and punters wait with bated breath.
Blacksmith sticks red hot poker up the dogs ****,
The dog makes a bolt for the door.
2007-10-30 13:09:08 · 6 answers · asked by angiebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! I can't believe it took me so long to get that joke. Proper funny though!
2007-10-30 13:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-31 00:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 20:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know any jokes? Just kiddin!
2007-10-30 22:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Santa's helper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv it
2007-10-31 05:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-10-30 23:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋