This jobless Scouser goes into a job centre looking for work, and is told that he'll HAVE to
take whatever job he picks at random from a bucket.
So he delves deep, and pulls out one that says "TURKEY W.ANKER REQUIRED".
He has no option, and goes to this nearby farm. He speaks to the farmer,
who explains that the latest craze in Japan is for women to smear turkey spunk on their faces
to prevent wrinkles. And the farmer says "It's simple....just hold the turkey under one arm, grab its penis with the other, shake for a while, and then collect it in this bucket."
The bloke is still unsure about the whole thing as he enters the turkey coop.
There are thousands of them in there. He gazes around and about, and then suddenly, a turkey catches his eye and starts advancing towards him, going "Gobble gobble gobble".
And the Scouser says "No f.ucking way, a w.ank is all you're going to get."
2007-10-30 12:58:16 · 12 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that deserves a star.
2007-10-30 13:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by den 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 20:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-31 00:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a very Trucky joke mate!! Why a Scouser???
2007-10-30 20:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by Aleak!! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Contrived to the point that the all contaqct with credibility is broken.
2007-10-30 20:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It is funny. What does wanker mean? If you perform on others, what does that call?
2007-10-30 20:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Every human goes throught this.
2007-10-31 06:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao as i have a sense of humour!
2007-10-30 20:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you know that a turkey's a bird - and birds don't have di**s!
2007-10-31 05:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's not funny
it's gross and sickening
2007-10-30 20:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋