i.e. Which one did Chuck Norris crack open first and fry?
2007-10-30 12:37:30 · 3 answers · asked by Princess Ninja 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a chicken and that produced the first egg. Before that chickens didn't lay eggs.
2007-10-30 12:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by going postal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris ate the egg...
that means that chickens doesn't really exist, they are just an illusion that Chuck makes us see so we don't discover his crime... shhh! he always acts in weird ways! He's so great that we can even taste those fake nonexistent chickens!!!!!
2007-10-30 19:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Jesus, I know and confess that I am sinner in need of salvation. I believe you died on a cross at calvery and arose from the grave to wash away my sins, I ask you right now to come into my heart and save me, I pray this Prayer believing in the name of Jesus Amen. If you prayed this prayer with a sincere heart you are now a child of God, rejoice that your name is written in the Lambs book of Life. Jesus will now send his Holy Spirit to come and live in your heart and guide you into all truth. If you have any questions just send me an email, God Bless YOU!!
2007-10-30 21:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by victor 7707 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋