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would you want someone to show you the gate, or chuck Bibles at you?

2007-10-30 11:56:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

Bibles could help soak up dog piss but otherwise, none are real useful when cleaning a pigsty.

2007-10-30 12:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by Rckets 7 · 3 1

Hmm. I would probably like someone to show up at the gate and chuck bibles at the pigs while I made my escape. Those big sows can be pretty darn aggressive!

2007-10-30 19:53:21 · answer #2 · answered by Queenie in the vitamins 3 · 1 1

Both. I want to be able to read God's wonderful word while leaving the pigsty!

2007-10-30 21:43:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I am stuck in a pigsty: my kids' room! Bibles will only add to the pigsty. I need a shovel!

2007-10-30 19:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Nunya 5 · 4 1

I would hope I'd have enough sense to find the gate myself or pull myself along the fence.
I don't think Bibles could help in this situation.

2007-10-30 19:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by Bobbie 5 · 3 0

Show me the gate, and hand me a bible...so I would learn how to never return to this pigsty again...

2007-10-30 19:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 2 3

LOL chuck Bibles at the pigs!

2007-10-30 19:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by Linz ♥ VT 4 · 6 1

Bibles, definitely. Chuck in enough of 'em and you can pile 'em up and climb out, while the pigs watch and squeal.

2007-10-30 19:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I would want them to throw the bilbles at me so that way I could put them in the mud to keep my feet clean, then have them show me the way out of the pig pen, then direct me to the nearest shower.

2007-10-30 19:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 2 1

If you were about to drive your car off into a ditch because you're obviously drunk; and someone was to take your car keys away, to try to save your wretched hide, would you want them to?

You get the prize for the all-time dumbest question!
CONGRATS!

2007-10-31 00:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 1 1

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