there was a family(a man a woman and a baby).they jst but a new house but they dont know its haunted the woman goes into the master bed room and a ghost appears and says "im the ghost of peter pan put your money in my hand" she says no so he kills her. the man goes into the master bedroom and the ghost appears and says "im the ghost of peter pan put your money in my hand"the man says no so he kills him.the baby crawls into the master bedroom and the ghost appears and says "im the ghost of peter pan put your money in my hand" the baby says "no im the ghost of peter piper put your money in my diaper"
theres an american a french guy and a mexican guy.there on a cliff .they come apon a genie and the genie gives them one wish each. the american guy jumps off and wishes he was a hawk. the french guy jumps off and wishes he was an eagle. the mexican trips and falls off the cliff and says HOLY ****!
2007-10-30
11:41:53
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2007-10-31
12:58:11 ·
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