Do the Catholics still employ diabolical laughter in the furtherence of their trade?

Answer 1

The furtherance of my trade?

You speak as though my Catholic faith is simply a job. Not so. It was a gift.

And if I ever heard real diabolical laughter I would contact Father Gabriel Amorth.

Answer 2

In my confirmation class, we only practiced our diabolical laughter for a couple of hours, but I aced the test. Because I was in a small parish, the Illuminati didn't come to help us with our World Domination badges, so our work suffered in that respect. However, I did receive a "Worships Mary As If She Were Equal With God" badge that I'm quite proud of, and I'm still quite proficient in not reading the bible.

Answer 3

Well, when I was in Cathecism classes in preparation for my confirmation, we had to practice our Diabolical laughter for at least 4 hours a week. We also had to meet with the Illuminati and work on our 'World Domination' badges.

Answer 4

They always like to add something new to there church and why is it that they claim to be the church that was founded on peter and yet there doctrine is changing.

KEY DATES IN THE EVOLUTION OF ROMAN CATHOLIC DOCTRINE

300 -- Prayers For The Dead

300 -- Making The Sign Of The Cross

600 -- Worship in Latin Language

700 Circa -- Roman Catholic began to kill and torture "heretics", beginning Inquisition These "heretics" were people who believed in ancient Egyptian Mysteries

And in the revival of that belief system, known as Gnostics and Hermetics.

754 -- Temporal, Political power of the Pope

788 -- Worship of Mary and the Saints

788 -- Worship of the cross, images, and relics

858 -- Donation of Constantine

965 -- Baptism of Bells

998 -- Fasting on Fridays and on Lent

1000 -- Creation of Holy Water

1090 -- Praying by using Rosary beads

1123 -- Enforced celibacy for priests

1190 -- Sale of Indulgences

1215 -- Transubstantiation of the Wafer

1215 -- Auricular confession of sins to the priest

1303 -- Roman Catholic Church as the only Catholic Church

1438 -- Purgatory Proclaimed

1545 -- Tradition equal in authority to the Bible

1545 -- Justification (Putting into right standing with God) by good works, not by faith

alone

1545 -- Apocryphal books added to the Bible

1854 -- Immaculate conception of Mary

1870 -- Roman Catholic Pope lost the secular power enjoyed over most of Western Europe, called the Papal States.

1870 -- Roman Catholic Pope Pius IX, convened Vatican Council I. Main item on the agenda was the infallibility of the Pope. "After much intensive lobbying and some very unchristianlike pressure, the pope suffered a major moral defeat when, out of over 1,000 bishops entitled to take part in the Council, only

451 voted for infallibility. But by a strategy of politicking and threatening all but two of the dissenters left Rome before a final vote was taken. At the last meeting of the council, on July 18, 1870, it was decided by 533 votes to 2 that the pope was infallible when defining a doctrine concerning faith or morals."

1950 -- Assumption of Mary

[NOTE: All the above information taken from Secrets Of Romanism, by Joseph Zacchello, Loizeau Brothers, New York, 1958, Fifth Edition, except for the information about the beginning of the persecutions of "heretics". This information was taken from a secular author, The Magic Of Obelisks, by Peter Tompkins, Harper & Row Publishers, New York, 1981, p. 55.]

Answer 5

diabowlical laffter is what makes the ROMan Catholics funny, and thus lovable.

Ancient Roman used human urine as mouthwash, is a fact.

so the race that spawned the Catholics used urine to rinse there mouths.

so when they preached keep in mind, perhaps it's the urine talking. ie also means the things coming out their mouths are something the body didn't need. that is the funniest thing since sliced bread. no wonder most catholics are mad.

Answer 6

LOL...this is the funniest question i seen so far...

if we ever did i certainly wud start question my faith!...in fact i doubt that i wud be christian if that was a method taught by the roman catholic church to proclaim His Word

did you go to the same comedic classes as Wally?...no offence wally

EDIT: i posted my answer before i realised wally was here...morning wally!!.

Answer 7

Yes. And maniacal hand-rubbing. And whimsical mustache twirling.

Answer 8

No, but I do.

"I am SO excited about Canadians ruling the world."
-John Diefenbaker

Mwah ha ha... MWah ha ha ha ha... MWAH HAHAHAHA!

Answer 9

What?

Answer 10

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*cough cough*

I mean, why, not at all....