In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
2007-10-30 10:55:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that was ssoo very funny,but now what must I do cause I'm on Amoxicillin,not very good for me hey?Here have a star,and once you've worked out what I must take call me before I turn into yhose very funny people.xxx
2007-10-30 12:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FDA uses postmarketing study commitments to gather additional information about a product's safety, efficacy, or optimal use. Agreements with sponsors to conduct postmarketing studies can be reached either before or after FDA has granted approval to a sponsor to market a product.
2016-01-31 21:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 18:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 14:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though the urine in the morning is the best you can take a pregnancy test any time during the day. For both of my pregnancies I took them at night and they worked
2016-04-11 03:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny! Star for you.
2007-10-30 18:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by checkthisout! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-10-30 11:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by prakash k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool, if you say so:)
2007-10-30 11:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another good joke thanks. §
2007-10-30 10:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋