A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did counting, and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10. 1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
That's good, isn't it Mommy?
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did the alphabet, and all the other kids only got to D, but I got up to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
That's good, isn't it Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The following day the girl comes skipping home and exclaims, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did gym class, and all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" At this point the girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36C breasts.
"That's good, isn't it Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No dear, it's because you're 25
2007-10-30 10:42:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!! That's gotta be the best blonde joke I've ever heard! *star*
2007-10-30 12:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 21:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-31 01:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RU Blonde??
2007-10-30 19:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hay im blonde. Lol but i do like that. x
2007-10-30 18:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by * BLONDIE * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old classic, sometimes used as a racial joke. sorry that, that happens cause its a cool joke
2007-10-30 18:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe.. really good *big smile* you, earned yourself a star
2007-10-30 17:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IMAOIMAO thta was soo fuuny!
2007-11-01 18:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by xox_Abby_xox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ..... now thats funny!
2007-10-30 17:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats a good one!!! had me laughing hard, thanks!
2007-10-30 17:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋